Posted by: martinworster | April 24, 2008

104. FREE TIT JOB COMPETITION

I just read (LA Times) about a night club in Long Beach that gives free boob jobs to ladies as part of a competition. If you’re interested it’s at the V20 nightspot in downtown and the “Spring Break Breast Augmentation Contest Series’ culminated with ‘six finalists going head to head in an apple bobbing battle royal dubbed ‘Bobbing For Boobs'” The winner will get a new pair of boobs.

I’m trying to work out the apple bobbing free tit link. I’d more imagine the ladies shaking their booties to earn new breasts. There’s something very honest about it. Men and women go to nightclubs largely to cop off. Men are frequently attracted to women with big boobs. This competion just streamlines that process.

Only in California I suppose. I wonder when the ‘free penis enlargement’ competition will be started at a competing nightclub, or would the number of entrants to be too low amongst proud males? Perhaps there could be a free neck tuck at the over 60s night for the lady who shakes her booty the best? The combinations are limitless in the land where plastic surgeons can perform miracles and the quest for aesthetic perfection exhausting.

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